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D.O.B: 07/11/1988
Loves: Krezash, Designing template of own blog(though it gets on my nerve sometimes), playing Vanguard
Wishlist: Nintendo DS Lite (Pink!), Nintendo Wii, Ring
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D.O.B: 04/08/1988
Loves: Yukiko, Expensive stuff =X, playing Vanguard
Wishlist: Nvidia GTX 280, 500 bucks, Intel Quad Core 9300, Microsoft Reclusa, Sony Bravia 32" Full HD TV, 22" Samsung LCD Monitor, Time Machine
Thursday, September 4, 2008
5 Worst Type of Parents
I'm sure we've all had times when we thought our mom/dad was probably the worst in the world. Perhaps your dad would not buy you a car for your 21st birthday like your friend's dad did, or maybe your mom took down your Jessica Alba poster because she thought it was 'too sexy'. Here's my top 5 worst type of parents, courtesy of my dad.
#5. The Turtle Shell- I'm not talking about "Take some water because durian's heaty" kinda protective. I'm talking about "You're not getting a bicycle because do you know **insert random number here** cyclists die because cars ran them over??" Seriously, when was the last time anyone died while riding a bicycle on a fucking pavement?
#4. The Peacock - Dontcha just hate it when you know you're right, and you know your parents know you're right, but yet they just don't wanna concede, instead asking you to "Shut up and don't argue"? Lovin it.
#3. The Spycam - Have a diary? Your parents know that. Have a girlfriend? Yep they know that too, while looking through your text messages. Have a stack of FHM magazines that you'd like to keep for those 'lonely' nights? Your parents want to speak to you tonight.
#2. The Ming Dynasty Vase - Like those ancient relics, your parents still want to matchmake for you, and map out your entire life before you turn 10. And your girlfriend can't wear anything too revealing, which includes sport shorts, and skirts above the knee. Oh, and apparently, kissing outside your house is a public disturbance.
#1. The Drill Seargent - Sleep at 10pm! Your NS starts in 2 months, and you need to get your sleeping schedule into check! Sleeping late in NS will cause you die, really. Or so they think. You can't be back later than 10pm, even though you're already 20. I think I'll go missing until I serve the Army, thank you very much.
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